Influenced by the Texas Abortion Plan (2021) Toxic Masculinity is a profile of one man, Tex, who encompasses as many toxic qualities as we could think of. Tex is getting good and loaded at the bar (while smoking meth), while engaged in conversation with Jim-Bob.
lyrics
Tex:
You know what Jim-Bob? They better double down on this abortion law, it’s about damn time they take a stand and wrap this shit up
All this talk about ‘It’s my body’, hell, I put my seed in it, it’s mine, and then it’s god’s
Pass my meth pipe son, it’s not gonna smoke itself
What I can tell you though, is that there’s nothing wrong with a little bit of fun
Like take that Brock Turner, for example, they say that he drugged her before giving it to her behind that dumpster, but I don’t buy that shit. I mean for 20 minutes of action, does he deserve to have his life ruined?
Like I said before, ain’t nothing wrong with a little bit of fun.
You think after Bertha got gang raped she regretted having lil’ Joey? Hell no!
Jim-Bob:
She was in the hospital for three months Tex
Tex:
Yeah, but he’ll take care of her when she’s old,
Jim-Bob:
But Tex, he’s in jail on rape charges
Tex:
Well, then his son will take care of her
Jim-Bob:
But he’s got fetal alcohol syndrome
Tex:
God damnn it son!, Anyways, I don’t know what all these broads are getting their panties in a bunch over this for, I mean it’s a good deal for them too you know?--they get a kid and I get my dick wet--It’s a win, win!
God damn I’m fucking horny!, if I don’t get laid in the next ten fucking minutes, I might go all Bill Cosby on some of these whores
Jim-Bob:
Damn Tex, that’s fucked up--even for you
Tex:
Here come some sluts right now
Hey there baby, looking fine as hell
Too good huh, well fuck you then!
Hey sweety, damn you’ve got fine ass lips, howz about a suck-job?
Stuck up bitch, don’t know a good man when she sees one
Hey there darlin, now I know you’re down to fuck
Well, God damn, just a bunch of sluts!
credits
from Toxic Masculinity E.P.,
released January 23, 2022
Evan Schwartz--Vocals (Tex) and Bass
Daniel Faye Fern--Lyrics, Guitar, and drums
Mike Abiuso--Vocals (Jim-Bob)
Produced by Mike Abiuso at Behind The Curtains Media
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